Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
someone owes me an orgasm
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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