His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
it's great music for shaving your balls
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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