you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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