I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
