he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The feeling are messing with the penis
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Pants are for mortals
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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