Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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