I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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