My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Never underestimate the power of titties
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
