in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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