question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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