How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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