my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Shame - the story of my life.
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