I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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