I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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