yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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