I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
