Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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