the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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