You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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