just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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