he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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