I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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