They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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