i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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