Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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