but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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