The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize