I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Non-Jews are for practice
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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