I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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