he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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