you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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