Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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