She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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