I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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