Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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