i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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