its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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