the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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