break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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