i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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