Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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