4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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