Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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