I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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