like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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