My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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