but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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