can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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