fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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