new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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