she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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