I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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