guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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