Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
