Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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